Some puns make me numb, but math puns make me number
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That’s acute joke, even if it’s a little obtuse.
clever
An older couple were having problems with his performance and they asked their doctor what they could do about it short of medication.
He advised several things but concluded they they should just go for it whenever the mood was upon him.
After a few weeks during her routine visit he asked how things were going.
“Oh, very well… Although we can’t go back to the Howard Johnsons anytime soon, if ever.”
He’s heard them already. 
Needs the “DUN DUN”
Now, I dare you all to get the DUN DUN out of your heads!
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One of the oldest examples of letters written were found concerning a man named Ea Nasir, a coppersmith, who was apparently providing poor quality ingots and his customers complained to an official named Nanni of ancient Sumer.
Nanni fined Ea Nasir as a result giving rise to the Nanni state.
I wonder if Noah Webster sold honey on the side…
judging all those spelling bees…
The puns just write themselves…
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If your house burns down and insurance rejects the claim because : “mercy killing” … you might be a redneck.
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