President Trump to Ban Bump Stocks

Oh, like what? Facebooking a picture of your dinner?

I’m sorry, I thought we were trying to save lives.

Of course not, they are for amateurs. Because I want to.

Are you like 80? Cell phones are essential business tools these days!

Then no one is taking anything away from you, but you still cry!

What business is a teenager running?

I’m not crying.

Why are you obsessed with teenagers all of a sudden?

They are the future of my country. Why are you so obsessed about a piece of plastic?

How old are you?

That’s rather rude. You first.

Why are you obsessed with guns?

How is that rude? 28!

Of course not. Are you?

Old enough to be your grandfather.

Your question was “When and where were bump stocks and banana clips used by people in a good way, not military/police?” I answered that question.

I don’t care what you think about it. It is a legitimate use of bump stocks and “banana clips.”

Well times are changing, I am sick of all the mass shootings and crazy deaths and most people I know agree.

Another nephew to take a dangerous toy from!

I haven’t shot anybody all year.

I’m tired of idiots on cell phones and everybody I know agrees with me.

What on earth is that supposed to mean?

How do you plan on doing it, he’s not a child either. You can’t bully us, you aren’t bigger.