President Trump addresses the nation tonight


#322

Maybe don’t use such an unbelievably melodramatic line then. What was it? I’ve seen the widows cry and embraced the fathers, so sad, so terrible. While talking in the same tone of voice as “it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”


#323

Honestly, how many rails of coke did that dude bang over his lifetime that his breathing sounds like snorting powder?


#324

it was not a performance

despite the extremeness of your make believe


#325

I had my sweet noise-canceling Bose headphones on while listening to that speech, and my first thought upon hearing that fuzzy sound was that I had broken them somehow.


#326

I’m thinking that the stories of him snorting crushed Adderall up at least until very recently aren’t untrue.


#327

umkay. stand on your head and tell the world it’s upside-down


#328

march to them msnbc orders


#329

So sad. So terrible.


#330

After decades of snorting coke and/or adderall, he melted away so much of his sinuses that he had all of the open space transformed into a butterfly sanctuary.


#331

you can say something was sad and terrible without shedding fake tears.

but enough about sincerity

<. bites lower lip, thumbs up . >


#332

of course you are

you are a man of truth. and evidence


#333

You get a like for that.


#334

I’ve been told that getting a like from Tommy is nothing to sneeze at.


#335

Don’t deliver it in a melodramatic manner with the tone of a text to speech program then.


#336

People who sniff coke or addies regularly sniff like that. It’s very distinctive. Cocaine especially wrecks your sinuses.


#337

“sad and terrible” isnt melodramatic

freaking schumer crying, and obama: melodramatic

seriously


#338

deviated septum too

how about people who cough all the time?

no jumping to conclusions there though.

idnt that sump’n


#339

That last sentence was damn funny and unexpected.


#340

When Trump said that line I was literally gob smacked.


#341

I literally laughed out loud and my girlfriend, who’s pretty much totally apolitical, did too.