If I owned a musket

Games are better than most things.

I finished that game. I couldnā€™t stop till the end. I doubt that I reached the true heroā€™s ending.

I have something to post but I need to load my musket for work first.

Glad you enjoyed it. Itā€™s great finding a little indie gem like that.

IF you owned a musket youā€™d hurt yourself with it.

I own a musket. I havenā€™t hurt myself with it.

OF course you do. I saw it hanging in the gunrack of your Ferrari at the trailer park auction today.

The right to keep and bear arms. Founders were coolā€¦ Newton, Voltaire, our Foundersā€¦

The episode where Charles in charge got a Ferrari was one of my favorites.

I donā€™t own a Ferrari. I donā€™t know why you would think that.

Itā€™s hard to fully express my gender without a semi auto with me at all times.

Iā€™m sad for you.

Yes, society is full of oppressors, who hate me because of my GS (Gun Sexual) natureā€¦

My first thoughts about what the bold means really creeps me out.

Itā€™s not that bad, I donā€™t have to cut anything offā€¦

It also makes me feel anxious to be without my semi auto.

It wasnā€™t about cutting things off, but putting things where they donā€™t belong.

That may be your ignorant prejudice against the GS life styleā€¦

I think you need a new term that doesnā€™t imply such negative connotations.

Iā€™m a proud GS. They make me feel pretty. Donā€™t spill that hate on me. Such a regressiveā€¦

Why would I mount my musket in a Ferrari that I donā€™t own?

Ferraris are such a waste of money. You lose 20 percent the second you drive it off the lot.

Muskets have only appreciated in value over the years.

They are a sound investment, and they repel invaders.

I almost typed ā€œpropel invaders,ā€ which would have seemed strange, until you realize that my musket would be propelling them to the spirit world, where presumably an angel would ask them with a frown, ā€œNow why did you go and do that? Didnā€™t you see his musket?ā€