If I owned a musket

Yes, the Founders were cool–Hamilton, Franklin, Nietzsche, Stalin, Adams, Smith, Smith, Smith, Yosemite Sam, the Zodiac, Popeye, Bruce Jenner . . .

I am ignorant of your GS lifestyle. I don’t know what part guns play in any sex act, and I would prefer it if you didn’t tell me.

Do you own a musket?

Ferraris were not in existence when muskets were invented.

You own as many Ferraris as you do muskets. You’re not fooling anyone.

What an amazing grasp of the obvious. Next you’ll tell us the sun will rise tomorrow.

Electonic communications didn’t exist either so by your “logic” they should be excluded from all constitutional protections.

Try selling that to any thinking person.

I own one inline rifled ML.

It is an indisputable fact that Ferraris were not in existence when muskets were invented, and my position is unassailable, not even by you.

Who exactly is making a constitution argument about ferraris? Link to the post.

I call my musket Whammy Kablammy.

What do you call your inline rifled muzzleloader?

Any person making such an argument would be horribly decimated by the factual world.

My muzzle loader?

What kind of idiot gives stupid girly names to a gun?

You failed to either answer or provide a link. Why is that?

You cannot point to a post that I’ve made on the topic of muskets that is not completely and utterly factual.

There is no girl on the planet named Whammy Kablammy.

I would name mine Yosemite Blam

I’d like to own a Brown Bess.

Yosemite Blam is an excellent choice.

Personally, I don’t understand the derision and, frankly, hatred that I’m receiving for owning a musket.

Musket owners should be treated with more respect.

I wonder if Scott Baio owns a Ferrari.

I wonder if Scott Baio owns a musket.