Daddy, Why Do You Carry Your Gun to the Door?

Okay, so you are not scared. Why then, do you assume that people with guns are scared?

I don’t think it was “people with guns,” but people who bring guns to their doors. If that assumption is specious, well then it is.

Why do you do that?

At my doc’s recommendation. Every 8-10 years.

It is.

OK. Well, there it is.

Might cause brain damage. :grin:

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But why, you’re clean.

So far. Don’t know why you’re so concerned with my bowels. But, like whatever. I can send you the videos.

I don’t know why your so concerned about what I carry.

If you’re clean, why do you keep going back?

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Dude, you lost me at bowel behavior. Carry what you want.

Pathetic. I didn’t mention your bowels. You’ve trapped yourself and can’t get out of it.

Sure. But(t) my offer still holds. I can send you the videos.

An “educator”. An “academic”. Reduced to this.

You flatter me.

After age 60, every 10 years is routine. If polyps are found, more frequent examinations are recommended.

Your claim. You flatter yourself. And name dropping.

Reduced to this. Pathetic.

Routine according to whom and why?

Reduced to talking about bowels? Or maybe farts. How about that? Mankind has been reduced to laughing at farts, according to Kurt Vonnegut. Even Mozart was into that . . . and I’ll bet you are no Mozart.

Hey Samm. Happy New Year. I remember you had a friendship with the Sheldon family. I think about that short moment I met Don Sheldon. It framed part of my life. I have a pic of me helping to fuel his plane. But it’s too large for this forum. Maybe I can reduce it. Best to you.

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