What ice…libs assured us all the ice will be gone in couple years.
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Actually ALL countries are a LOT larger than they appear on ANY map. 
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Well then, we better get busy digging our all of the resources to hollow it out so it floats better.
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Take some weight off. 
Islands can’t tip over. They only sink. That’s what happened to Atlantis, which was formerly known as Blueland.
Oil floats on water. 
Use an emulsifier.
My bad.
Most americans don’t understand.
I’ll bet most americans think Russia is larger than Africa.
He probably thinks it’s a perfect place to build a love nest for himself and Kim.
Minerals, not oil. Gotta dig it out to lighted the boat.
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I’m fine with this. Please proceed.
Greenland? Sounds nice. Sounds like a place with many golf courses. Did anyone tell trump he’ll need chains for his golf cart wheels?
That’s already built. It’s in Pyongyang. Nicknamed the hotel of doom. It was built, it’s 1000 feet high, but it’s unoccupied.
I’m genuinely wondering who told Trump Greenland exists.
Trump ice palace
As long as mineral rights are included there is very little downside.
Might be a place where we can send asylum seekers while they await their hearings.
Do people even know what Seward’s folly is?
Trump outflanks his critics yet again.
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Ice will be gone.
People will starve, but US farmers have nobody to sell to.
They are walking zombies of confliction.
The President outflanks his critics buy proposing something that is never going to happen.
Crazy.
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Dang… Not for sale…
