Sometimes the’re lose …what number would that be?
Loose?
A dad joke dictates that they are number three.
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I tell dad jokes.
He sometimes laughs.
Loose…Thank you.
The opposite of a Debby Downer is a Beth Amphetamine.
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What a dummy…
He should have had a clue.
He’s seen, (what he thought will be a surprise) many times.
Should have been a clue.
The difference between swine flu and bird flue is, one requires oinkment, the other requires tweetment.
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Kamala takes her cow to the Vet for artificial insemination.
And she asks:
Do you want me to bring you a foot stool or are you going to jump?
Why was the hypothalamus so successful at dating?
Because it had a reputation for knowing how to make a hormone…
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