What if the men without hats didn’t want to dance?
What if George’s guitar didn’t weep?
What if ELO had a good woman?
What if REM saw the start of the world as we know it.
What if Neil Young didn’t suck?
Ok, so it isn’t a song. But still…
What if Neil Young kept on rocking in the tyrannically oppressed world?
What if Robert Johnson was really happy in his Terraplane?
What if Eddie Rabbit hated a rainy night?
what if the Monkees were radical skeptics?
What if America named their horse?
Did Johnny Mathis finally realize that Chances aren’t?
What if Barry White did get enough of your love?
What if Johnny Paycheck loved his job?
What if the Scorpions rocked you like a light drizzle?
What if Bob Dylan hated tambourine music?
What if Johnny Cash was deaf in Folsom prison?
What if Johnny Cash was too drunk to walk a line?
Did Malvina Reynolds send her kids to university?
What if the Rolling Stones were easily satisfied?