Open Letter to American Males

Outside The Beltway
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I don’t think he can get a Darwin Award as there was a baby on the way, but congratulations on playing stupid games & winning stupid prizes.

Gender reveals are retarded. What ever happened to waiting until the baby’s born to reveal the sex? What’s wrong with a sense of mystery?

If modern technology has turned prospective parents & their friends into unthinking, totally lacking in initiative or even a desire to get off their fat ■■■■■■■ asses and search an infant section at Walmart for such neutral items as bath towel & washcloth sets, rag dolls and stuffed animals without buttons (choking hazards), rattles, music boxes, board books, they should do the family a favor and 1) buy them a gift certificate, or 2) wait until the baby is born to buy a gift, or 3) buy them nothing at all since they can’t get off their asses without being spoon fed the sex specifics.

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It depends on the execution to determine how innocuous it is.

More importantly, however innocuous it is, it is universally a stupid new tradition.

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This one, which took place over the summer, is hardly innocuous. Hadn’t realized until finding this article a firefighter had been killed, may he Rest In Peace:

A Firefighter Is Killed In California Wildfire Sparked By Gender Reveal Party : NPR.

You’re right. It is a universally stupid new tradition.

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Seems frivolous at first glance, there’s a lot going on here…

She sent you a message moron.

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Note: Men do not post stage directions to themselves or start a post with “Sigh”

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Thankfully, I’m just barely old enough that I don’t know anyone who has had one of these.

On a similar note, though, I am concerned that prom-posals will still be a thing in a decade.

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  1. The craftsmanship on the topper is pretty impressive.

  2. I don’t understand video games.

  3. I like that the article translated jajajaja to hahahaha.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/phee44/gender_reveal_party/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Best comment: “Not sure they can raise a kid, but they can raise a balloon.”

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A question: Who told you guys looking like Grizzly Adams with a pencil neck is cool? Or is it to hide the pencil neck?

Is this some kind of CBA with the SF guy pictures from A-stan?

Did your female masters order you to look like bum viking wannabes?

It doesn’t make you look “manly”, it makes you look slovenly.

If you want a beard, trim that ■■■■ up and learn to change a tire Sasquatch. You’re a beta, not a Neanderthal.

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I do seem to be noticing that quite a bit lately, and these guys don’t look young, but more middle aged.

Maybe looking older is in.

Or we’re regressing to the hippie era & long hair and poor grooming is in.

In any case it’s a strange trend.

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“kids these days…”

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I’m of the age he’s talking about and I fully agree with him.

Some of these dudes are effeminate idiots. And I mean that in the most gentle way possible.

They wear Man buns, have terribly kept long beards, and have absolutely no life skills whatsoever. I’m not saying you need to be able to raise horses or anything like that, but at least be able to change a flat tire and your car battery. They’re complacent and have nothing useful to say but they never shut up about how good they are at Call of Duty like it’s something to brag about.

I play video games. I’m a gamer. But you won’t see me embarrassing myself like that in public. I don’t wear the 80 dollar t shirts (and they complain about being broke) and I certainly don’t have tattoos of princess peach up and down my arms.

They dress like complete slobs. I used to have to interview these idiots; they come into an interview with gauges big enough to fit a Coke can through and not even the decency of tying their greasy ass hair up in a pony tail.

They’re extremely effeminate. There’s nothing wrong with not being the manliest man in a group of dudes, but when the girls hanging around are more manly than you are you need to reassess what you’re doing.

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Amen. I’ve no idea why anyone would find something like that even remotely attractive.

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A lot of these girls are ultra woke and are attracted to them for some reason. May have something to do with that they are easily controllable or something.

That said, half of those idiots cheat on them and yet they go back to them time and time again.

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Nah… ■■■■ this gender conformity ■■■■■■■■■ Be yourself.

Total strawman. Our country is a patchwork of different overlapping cultures. Just because you don’t approve of man buns or wild long beards doesn’t mean these people have no life skills. And some city folk don’t own and drive cars, so why would they need to know how to change a battery or or tire?

I also am a gamer and I find nothing embarrassing about talking about it in public. In fact I enjoy it.

80 dollar t-shirts are ridiculous. A t-shirt would have to be really awesome to make me want to pay more than $30.

Can you get a Princess Peach tattoo? I assumed Nintendo’s lawyers would send a cease and desist letter and you wouldn’t be allowed to use your arm anymore.

I mean, that’s just being a bad job interviewee. Do your due diligence and research the company and its culture, ask the dress code and then dress a little nicer. Ain’t nothing wrong with large guage piercings imo, but again, depends on the company and how badly you want the job.

But if you’re an extremely effeminate man, who cares? Not worth hating yourself over and its a ■■■■ thing to do to joy others negatively for it.

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Some people like different styles. You shouldn’t let someone walk over you and treat you like ■■■■■ well unless thats your kink. :wink:

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Maybe the women are on the same level of hygiene and they stick together—literally.

Seriously I come across some of the Grizzly Adams type men in my neck of the woods, but also some women have some hygiene issues as well.

Don’t know what that’s about. I’m all for freedom of religion, but this water conservation cult that forbids all but a few showers per year must go.

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Well, at least they didn’t burn a state down.

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Good advice. Do it your way. Keep it real.

And then demand everybody else accept it. Demand benefits and rewards of the system you’re so proud of standing outside of.

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Very true. And all of those cultures are to be valued equally.