Mine: If you are too fat or to old to mount a horse you cant be considered for the position of Commander in Chief.
If your last name is Clinton or Bush you are banned from entering politics.
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There go my dreams (though I did ride a horse last summer).
You cannot be against abortions because it kill babies and then allow babies to be put in concentration camps.
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The ability to purchase a firearm and learn the extraordinary skill of aiming and pulling a trigger does not make you tough. Sorry crusties.
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Anyone who advocates for military action shall immediately be placed in a soldier costume, handed a weapon with 5 rounds of ammunition and be the first pushed out of the helicopter.
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Or Trump or Kushner
Or have already gone?
Fair enough on that count, Sneaky.
Just because it’s never happened to you doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist; i.e. racism, police brutality, sexual harassment, etc.
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Twitter shall not be used for presidential announcements.
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Just because it exists doesn’t mean it’s everywhere or that it happened to you.
Awhile back I got up on a horse. After a few minutes he started to buck and I got thrown off. My boot got caught up in the stirrup and I was in mucho trouble. Thank goodness the merry go round operator pushed the emergency off button in time.
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new rules? no we will not do metric…
Except for mileage …we already have. 
Engineers collectively just groaned.
Stop being outraged on behalf of groups you’ll never be part of.
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would the train drivers whistle?
Pocket protectors not silly blue hats.
Case by case basis. Really ought to know better.
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