The Dec. 28 performance featured campy skits like âScrewdolph the Red-Nippled Man Deerâ and shimmying, bare-chested men who wouldnât have been out of place at a Madonna concert. Also a hip thrust or two, similar to what is sometimes indulged in by NFL players after a touchdown. All of it was dutifully recorded by the undercover agents on state-issued iPhones.
âBesides some of the outfits being provocative (bikinis and short shorts), agents did not witness any lewd acts such as exposure of genital organs,â the brief report stated. âThe performers did not have any physical contact while performing to the rhythm of the music with any patrons.â
I donât know where they get their definition for lewd but the vast majority of Americans arenât going to agree that simulated sex acts in front of children arenât lewd.