If I owned a musket

Don’t try to play firearms expert when you’re not.

Word to look up: sabot.

I have fired several calibers of bullet from my 50cal Muzzle loader, but never a 50cal bullet…

Musket balls are easy to make.

If I owned a musket
I’d musket in the morning
I’d musket in the evening
All over this land
I’d musket out danger
I’d musket out a warning
I’d musket out love between
My brothers and my sisters, ah-ah
All over this land

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You brought a tear to my eye. Allow me to give you a :rose:

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If I were a musket
blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam
all day long i’d shoot what i could get
if I were a musket
terrify the tourists
blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam

To the tune of this song:

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That’s terrifying.

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Muskets are terrifying. Their accuracy is not good.

And they can blow up if you don’t seat the ball tightly against the powder.

I didn’t know that.

They are especially dangerous to load if you’re a cartoon cat named Sylvester.