How To ALWAYS Defeat Republicans!

DEFEAT RASCALLY REPUBLICANS EVERY TIME YOU TRY - A PRIMER

As conscientious objectors to the rogue Trump regime we regularly come in contact with smart alecky republicans who call us names. Try as we might we can’t seem to communicate the simplest thing to those hard heads.

Is this you?

The problem, my comrades, is that we try to reason with them on OUR level…and they simply can’t understand. Many of them are not college educated, for example.

The answer is that we must speak to them on their own simple level. Talk to them in simple words and concepts that they can understand.

Our biggest problem is in the communication. We know things, but we don’t seem to be able to speak their simple guttural language. But there is a way! Yes!

What we must do is bear down and commit to at least six weeks of secretly listening in on their secret conversations. And here’s how. We go where they go and listen to what they listen to. Watch what they watch. And then…and only then…we will be able to counter their silly arguments using THEIR OWN SOURCES!

For the next six weeks do this:

– Listen to Rush. If you don’t have him local he’s all over stations on iHeart.

– Listen to Hannity. As they say, “dittos”. Find him everywhere.

– Watch Lou Dobbs on Fox.

– Tucker Carlson on Fox

– Hannity on Fox

These are the primary sources for info for dumb conservative republicans which are the WORST OF THE WORST. If you go to other shows you will learn things that the worst of them don’t agree with. So stick to these shows. Besides, it will be hard enough. But you can do it.

Learn to converse with them in their own twisted words. That way we can defeat the republicans. Once and for all! Remember…at least 6 weeks so that you become fluent.

UP WITH -CORTEZ!

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Why do dems support sanc cities and open borders?

I see the wheel of Cratic is still spinning freely

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I was waiting for the OP to defeat me…lol! If you guys did what he said, you’d just start being reps…lol!

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What in blazes is this OP thing I keep seeing? Lingo check.

You have to wait at least six weeks

Venezuela.

IRS

Original poster…

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Ah. Thankee!

Sometimes “opening post”

At least that is how I see it. The context makes it clear.

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This is a riddle.

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Because they want to grow more veggies?

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There is a reason your local COOP doesn’t recommend growing veggies in your own biopoop.

This scary guy is a candidate for variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, or vCJD, a very rare and fatal brain disease in humans. If he hasn’t already gotten it from eating his own waste infected produce. Which…if you think about it some may explain TDS, a possible variant of the variant in dems…who never vary their diet.

Excellent and timely comment. You earn an UPVOTE!

Does anyone have any idea what this thread is supposed to be about?

Nope.

:man_shrugging:

Something akin to “GIT OFFA MAH LAWN YA DURNED DIRTY LIBS!!!”

Ahhh… thanks… that clears it up, I guess. :joy:

It was a perfect Trumpist echo chamber until you disturbed the chi. :smile:

Yes.

He starts with the premise that Republicans are too highly educated to communicate effectively with libs. He argues that for six weeks Republicans should immerse themselves in the arguments of the left, so that effective strategies can be devised for future conversations with liberals.

He then argues that the best source for liberal thought is the Rush, Sean, Dobbs, and Carlson’s shows.

I thought it was pretty clever what he did there.

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Don’t drink and post.

So how do you respond to a college educated Trump supporter who doesn’t discuss politics outside of this forum, never listens to Rush, Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson or any other RW pundit?

My personal opinion is that your approach is doomed to failure. Or am I seriously missing something here?