How I would Rig the Election if I were the Democratic Party

With the Democrats losing electoral seats across the country ever since Obama, and with the Democrats propensity of trying to make everybody live as the Democrats dictate, which people don’t generally like, maybe it is time for the Democrats to leverage some of the advantages they have in order to “make sure” they win, so they can give us the governmental medicine that we so desperately need.

So here are a few ideas that I give the Democrats, free of charge, bases on assets which the Democrats actually have at their disposal and can be used to win elections that they might otherwise loose.

The Democratic Party’s Assets

  1. A sympathetic press. The majority of the news media actively defends the Democrats like a guard dog, while actively going after Republicans like an attack dog. When voter fraud from the Political Left does get exposed, such as the 200,000 fraudulent registrations by ACORN in Ohio a few years back, the press will help people to forget by not following up on the story.
  2. Solid control of many large voting districts, where fraudulent votes can be inserted into the count without any non-loyal Democrats as witnesses.
  3. Activist groups like ACORN who have committed illegal acts, like fraudulent voter registrations, in order to help the Democrats.
  4. The Democratic Party’s previous opposition to Voter Fraud safeguards such as voter ID, and successfully keeping these safeguards from becoming reality most of the time.
  5. Typical Republicans who will not pursue evidence of Voter Fraud as if it is bad form to do so, so any charges of Voter Fraud will quickly fade away as time passes, especially with the media helping by not reporting or following up on Voter Fraud stories.

Use Your Media Buddies
Have you media buddies fudge the polling results in order to make loosing Democrat campaigns look like they are neck and neck. This way you can commit just enough Voter Fraud to get them the win without raising suspicion as to how they magically came in from behind. Have your polling buddies call more Democrat households than Republican, or whatever other tricks they have, in order to make loosing elections look like they are close.

Get the Numbers
Use your people who run the elections in a Democrat Controlled voting district like Miami Dade, and get them to find out how many people usually vote by mail and in person. Compare these numbers to the number of people registered and come up with a conservative number of votes that can be created to increase votes for the Democrats without looking too suspicious as to the voter turnout. In Ohio, ACORN registered 600,000 Democrat voters. Even though 200,000 of these registrations got thrown out for being fraudulent, 400,000 of these registrations stuck. These are people who didn’t care enough to register, so most likely you will be able to vote for them they way YOU WANT for most of them. 400,000 votes can turn A LOT of races. ACORN was registering uninterested people around the Country, so there should be PLENTY of extra votes you can cast, when needed, across the Country.
WARNING: Triple check your numbers. Never end up with more votes than registered voters.

Use the Activist Groups
When early voting starts, have the Activist Groups start mailing in absentee ballots for the people who usually don’t vote in the districts where the Democrat is losing. Try to make it look like the voters in that district happened to be highly motivated this time in order to explain the higher turn out, but DON’T OVER DO IT. Shoot for taking a loosing campaign and making it win by about 0.5%, but remember that you still have election night ballot box stuffing to close the gap if needed. Make sure you have loyal statistics mathematicians on the payroll in order to get these numbers CORRECT.

The Election Night Dance
Have your mathematicians ready to work late. Have the fraudulent votes ready to go, making sure that you don’t use any names which were used for absentee ballots. Have your Democrat Controlled districts where the fraud is needed report election results slowly. In any district where the win is NECESSARY, have that district report VERY slowly. The idea here is that you get the Republican majority districts to report first, so that you can get reliable numbers of how many Fraudulent Votes you will need in order to steal the victory. In the case of Miami Dade where the western part of Florida is majority Republican, and in a time zone where the polls close an hour later, you will need to have the vote count totals be VERY late. Don’t worry, the media will cover for you. This is something that you can get away with that the media would NEVER allow the Republicans to pull off. For statewide candidates, such as a Senator, it is critical to get reliable totals from western Florida BEFORE you stuff the ballot box for the win. Examine the totals for each rigged race VERY closely. If it would require a highly suspicious amount of fraud to win, or the win is out of reach, then don’t expose yourself to getting found out. Just add enough votes to close the gap more so as to make it look like the candidate ran a good race.

Donald Trump has turned the economy around and people are starting to notice, even though the media is not reporting it. It is critical for the Democrats to gain control over Congress and and stop Donald Trump by putting a monkey wrench into the economic recovery. If a Republican President is seen to have solved the Country’s economic problems and the people find out that Capitalism works, like what happened with Reagan, it will take another 30 years to make enough people forget how well freedom works so that the Democrats can get this many people too vote against themselves and for the failed idea of Socialism. With these tactics, the Democrats should be able to definitely take enough wins to control the House, and maybe even the Senate. Even if the Democrats don’t win the House and Senate, at the very least, you can keep people from thinking that Democratic Party needs to change course.

I see where you’re going, but consider this:

With the Democrats losing electoral seats across the country ever since Obama, and with the Democrats propensity of trying to make everybody live as the Democrats dictate, which people don’t generally like, maybe it is time for the Democrats to leverage some of the advantages they have in order to “make sure” they win, so they can give us the governmental medicine that we so desperately need.

So here are a few ideas that I give the Democrats, free of charge, bases on assets which the Democrats actually have at their disposal and can be used to win elections that they might otherwise loose.

The Democratic Party’s Assets

A sympathetic press. The majority of the news media actively defends the Democrats like a guard dog, while actively going after Republicans like an attack dog. When voter fraud from the Political Left does get exposed, such as the 200,000 fraudulent registrations by ACORN in Ohio a few years back, the press will help people to forget by not following up on the story.
Solid control of many large voting districts, where fraudulent votes can be inserted into the count without any non-loyal Democrats as witnesses.
Activist groups like ACORN who have committed illegal acts, like fraudulent voter registrations, in order to help the Democrats.
The Democratic Party’s previous opposition to Voter Fraud safeguards such as voter ID, and successfully keeping these safeguards from becoming reality most of the time.
Typical Republicans who will not pursue evidence of Voter Fraud as if it is bad form to do so, so any charges of Voter Fraud will quickly fade away as time passes, especially with the media helping by not reporting or following up on Voter Fraud stories.

Use Your Media Buddies
Have you media buddies fudge the polling results in order to make loosing Democrat campaigns look like they are neck and neck. This way you can commit just enough Voter Fraud to get them the win without raising suspicion as to how they magically came in from behind. Have your polling buddies call more Democrat households than Republican, or whatever other tricks they have, in order to make loosing elections look like they are close.

Get the Numbers
Use your people who run the elections in a Democrat Controlled voting district like Miami Dade, and get them to find out how many people usually vote by mail and in person. Compare these numbers to the number of people registered and come up with a conservative number of votes that can be created to increase votes for the Democrats without looking too suspicious as to the voter turnout. In Ohio, ACORN registered 600,000 Democrat voters. Even though 200,000 of these registrations got thrown out for being fraudulent, 400,000 of these registrations stuck. These are people who didn’t care enough to register, so most likely you will be able to vote for them they way YOU WANT for most of them. 400,000 votes can turn A LOT of races. ACORN was registering uninterested people around the Country, so there should be PLENTY of extra votes you can cast, when needed, across the Country.
WARNING: Triple check your numbers. Never end up with more votes than registered voters.

Use the Activist Groups
When early voting starts, have the Activist Groups start mailing in absentee ballots for the people who usually don’t vote in the districts where the Democrat is losing. Try to make it look like the voters in that district happened to be highly motivated this time in order to explain the higher turn out, but DON’T OVER DO IT. Shoot for taking a loosing campaign and making it win by about 0.5%, but remember that you still have election night ballot box stuffing to close the gap if needed. Make sure you have loyal statistics mathematicians on the payroll in order to get these numbers CORRECT.

The Election Night Dance
Have your mathematicians ready to work late. Have the fraudulent votes ready to go, making sure that you don’t use any names which were used for absentee ballots. Have your Democrat Controlled districts where the fraud is needed report election results slowly. In any district where the win is NECESSARY, have that district report VERY slowly. The idea here is that you get the Republican majority districts to report first, so that you can get reliable numbers of how many Fraudulent Votes you will need in order to steal the victory. In the case of Miami Dade where the western part of Florida is majority Republican, and in a time zone where the polls close an hour later, you will need to have the vote count totals be VERY late. Don’t worry, the media will cover for you. This is something that you can get away with that the media would NEVER allow the Republicans to pull off. For statewide candidates, such as a Senator, it is critical to get reliable totals from western Florida BEFORE you stuff the ballot box for the win. Examine the totals for each rigged race VERY closely. If it would require a highly suspicious amount of fraud to win, or the win is out of reach, then don’t expose yourself to getting found out. Just add enough votes to close the gap more so as to make it look like the candidate ran a good race.

Donald Trump has turned the economy around and people are starting to notice, even though the media is not reporting it. It is critical for the Democrats to gain control over Congress and and stop Donald Trump by putting a monkey wrench into the economic recovery. If a Republican President is seen to have solved the Country’s economic problems and the people find out that Capitalism works, like what happened with Reagan, it will take another 30 years to make enough people forget how well freedom works so that the Democrats can get this many people too vote against themselves and for the failed idea of Socialism. With these tactics, the Democrats should be able to definitely take enough wins to control the House, and maybe even the Senate. Even if the Democrats don’t win the House and Senate, at the very least, you can keep people from thinking that Democratic Party needs to change course.

I like where your head is at, but there’s a better way:

With the Democrats losing electoral seats across the country ever since Obama, and with the Democrats propensity of trying to make everybody live as the Democrats dictate, which people don’t generally like, maybe it is time for the Democrats to leverage some of the advantages they have in order to “make sure” they win, so they can give us the governmental medicine that we so desperately need.

So here are a few ideas that I give the Democrats, free of charge, bases on assets which the Democrats actually have at their disposal and can be used to win elections that they might otherwise loose.

The Democratic Party’s Assets

A sympathetic press. The majority of the news media actively defends the Democrats like a guard dog, while actively going after Republicans like an attack dog. When voter fraud from the Political Left does get exposed, such as the 200,000 fraudulent registrations by ACORN in Ohio a few years back, the press will help people to forget by not following up on the story.
Solid control of many large voting districts, where fraudulent votes can be inserted into the count without any non-loyal Democrats as witnesses.
Activist groups like ACORN who have committed illegal acts, like fraudulent voter registrations, in order to help the Democrats.
The Democratic Party’s previous opposition to Voter Fraud safeguards such as voter ID, and successfully keeping these safeguards from becoming reality most of the time.
Typical Republicans who will not pursue evidence of Voter Fraud as if it is bad form to do so, so any charges of Voter Fraud will quickly fade away as time passes, especially with the media helping by not reporting or following up on Voter Fraud stories.

Use Your Media Buddies
Have you media buddies fudge the polling results in order to make loosing Democrat campaigns look like they are neck and neck. This way you can commit just enough Voter Fraud to get them the win without raising suspicion as to how they magically came in from behind. Have your polling buddies call more Democrat households than Republican, or whatever other tricks they have, in order to make loosing elections look like they are close.

Get the Numbers
Use your people who run the elections in a Democrat Controlled voting district like Miami Dade, and get them to find out how many people usually vote by mail and in person. Compare these numbers to the number of people registered and come up with a conservative number of votes that can be created to increase votes for the Democrats without looking too suspicious as to the voter turnout. In Ohio, ACORN registered 600,000 Democrat voters. Even though 200,000 of these registrations got thrown out for being fraudulent, 400,000 of these registrations stuck. These are people who didn’t care enough to register, so most likely you will be able to vote for them they way YOU WANT for most of them. 400,000 votes can turn A LOT of races. ACORN was registering uninterested people around the Country, so there should be PLENTY of extra votes you can cast, when needed, across the Country.
WARNING: Triple check your numbers. Never end up with more votes than registered voters.

Use the Activist Groups
When early voting starts, have the Activist Groups start mailing in absentee ballots for the people who usually don’t vote in the districts where the Democrat is losing. Try to make it look like the voters in that district happened to be highly motivated this time in order to explain the higher turn out, but DON’T OVER DO IT. Shoot for taking a loosing campaign and making it win by about 0.5%, but remember that you still have election night ballot box stuffing to close the gap if needed. Make sure you have loyal statistics mathematicians on the payroll in order to get these numbers CORRECT.

The Election Night Dance
Have your mathematicians ready to work late. Have the fraudulent votes ready to go, making sure that you don’t use any names which were used for absentee ballots. Have your Democrat Controlled districts where the fraud is needed report election results slowly. In any district where the win is NECESSARY, have that district report VERY slowly. The idea here is that you get the Republican majority districts to report first, so that you can get reliable numbers of how many Fraudulent Votes you will need in order to steal the victory. In the case of Miami Dade where the western part of Florida is majority Republican, and in a time zone where the polls close an hour later, you will need to have the vote count totals be VERY late. Don’t worry, the media will cover for you. This is something that you can get away with that the media would NEVER allow the Republicans to pull off. For statewide candidates, such as a Senator, it is critical to get reliable totals from western Florida BEFORE you stuff the ballot box for the win. Examine the totals for each rigged race VERY closely. If it would require a highly suspicious amount of fraud to win, or the win is out of reach, then don’t expose yourself to getting found out. Just add enough votes to close the gap more so as to make it look like the candidate ran a good race.

Donald Trump has turned the economy around and people are starting to notice, even though the media is not reporting it. It is critical for the Democrats to gain control over Congress and and stop Donald Trump by putting a monkey wrench into the economic recovery. If a Republican President is seen to have solved the Country’s economic problems and the people find out that Capitalism works, like what happened with Reagan, it will take another 30 years to make enough people forget how well freedom works so that the Democrats can get this many people too vote against themselves and for the failed idea of Socialism. With these tactics, the Democrats should be able to definitely take enough wins to control the House, and maybe even the Senate. Even if the Democrats don’t win the House and Senate, at the very least, you can keep people from thinking that Democratic Party needs to change course.

That’s pretty cool. My idea is SooOOOoo good, that the better idea is my original idea!!!

Well, let’s watch the elections and see if the Democratic Party goes for it. Watch and see if there are any Democrat controlled districts with close campaigns which are way late in their count total reporting.

If it takes a long time to count a close race in a big district that’s evidence of fraud?

Why even have elections at this point.

So remember if a close election goes to a Democrat it was all part of our master secret plan but if it goes to the Republican they were somehow able to outwit our devices

Close. The big district is only important for state wide races like for Senator of President where Miami Dade can be used to swamp out western Florida.

Take any seat you can get, big district or small. Look for Democrat Controlled Districts with close races that report MUCH later than Republican Controlled Districts with close races in the same state, so that the procedures are the same.

how much you wanna bet Trump tweet rigged election if R loose the house.

I’m not touching that bet. I will be shocked if he doesn’t

Not outwit, brute force out vote. By the time enough votes are needed to rig a race that is 65% 35% in favor of the Republican, the best the Democrats will be able to do is make it look close so that they can make their failed ideas look less rejected.

Yes that is why Republicans are ALL about high voter turnouts. :rofl:

Now you’re getting it. :sunglasses:

you know what might be better, have the person in charge of the voter registration be your candidate.

That is sage advice, but democrats are pro democracy and pro ethics, they could never attempt any of that.

Whoa… let’s stop right there for a minute.

Care to list some examples of that to which you have taken such offense?

In my experience, rational or logical questions tend not to work.

But if you want to watch how deep the hole gets, enjoy.

lol - Yeah, sometimes it’s still fun to watch what happens.

Sorry about that. I didn’t think about the entertainment factor.

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Let’s just take a moment to reflect on this. This is my new favorite thing. I don’t know how I missed it before tonight.