Finally hit the big 40 last week been dreading this number and the wife tells me literally on my birthday that she’s two months pregnant, which is kind of suspicious since she was supposedly on birth control, but you know things are what they are I guess.
This will be the first and last, but curious if anyone has ever had a vasectomy since birth control doesn’t seem to effective
I have been reading about the effects but it’s like what to expect the first couple of weeks, etc. I’m more interesting are they things you noticed that changed years later like mood, depression, fatigue, sex mood etc…
I’m literally happy and ■■■■■■■ scared at the same time about this, never wanted to be the old father at the games etc… I’ve managed to make it 40 years thinking this is how my life would be then boom happy birthday. I should have saw it coming she’s 34 and was talking about her clock ticking etc for the past two years, was holding out it would stay talks
Sorry about the uncomfortable title. I don’t even know if I should’ve posted this or not. This is what you do when you freak out you post a vasectomy post on a political forum.
I’ve seen those left and right in the Army. They loved neutering people.
They all dragged their asses across the carpet like a crying cat for a few days, but were all fine within a week or three.
Fun story:
My brother had a vasectomy done in Campeche when he lived there. His balls swelled up like baseballs from the surgery, so they gave him codeine for the pain.
Turns out, he’s allergic to codeine and it made the swelling worse!
A year down the road, he and his family were back home in Missouri when she ended up with another bun in the oven. Lots of silent oofs in the background there!
Undeterred, he saw an American doctor about it, and upon further inspection, it was learned that my brother had a rare third tube in his testicles, and the Mexican doctors had only clipped the standard 2.
I had one about 46 years ago, after the birth of our son. The doctor said my wife couldn’t have any more children without risking her life. We decided the best contraceptive to avoid any possibility of a mistake was for me to get a vasectomy. It sure made our sex life a lot simpler.
No side effects. You know how it is you go to google type in side effects next thing you know your on some forum and read horror stories one after the other. /)
He’s done most of my group of friends at this point, all without any issues. It’s a pretty routine procedure these days. Just make sure you get the minimally invasive technique.
My time hasn’t come yet, trying to round out a trio.
On a sidenote, if you ever wanna see all your friends’ balls, become a urologist I guess.
About 19 years ago, after my youngest was born. Out patient surgery, local anesthesia, minimal discomfort for a couple of days. Out of the game for a short number of days, but remember you are still potentially packing live ammo for the first couple of engagements. The doctor should tell you all this.
ticking etc for the past two years, was holding out it would stay talks
