One… There is ONE.
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I did what any self-respecting man would do - had my wife spayed instead.
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Me too after our daughter was born.
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My ex-BIL had one. He had some swelling, said they looked like stewed tomatoes, decided to go back to the doctor. At the nurses station, the nurse took his information, gave him a cup and said, “Sir, we’ll need a sample.”
Well, he was kind of bothered by this as he went into the bathroom, and a couple of minutes after sweating and pondering the act he was about to perform, he walked back to the nurses station. “Mam, I just don’t think I can do it. I mean, I don’t think you understand how red and angry this thing is, there’s no way I can do that in the cup!”
The nurse replied, “Sir, we need a urine sample.”
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My wife’s womb is a barren and rocky place where my seed can find no purchase. I am still a whole man.
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MAFA=Make America Fertile Again.
Yeah but then you find out that you have to swallow the peas and the Vicodin goes in your shorts
Thank you thank you I’ll be here all week
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I’ve got one kid and I figure in a few years we will have another one. After that, I’m getting snipped. My dad has like ten kids, the genetic line is secure I don’t need to help with it.
