Tsarnaev’s Attorneys Want Him Off Death Row. Here’s What They'll Argue

Some ropes might need to be stouter than others lol.

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This guy escaped hanging in Washington State in 1994 due to his 400 pound weight. He successfully argued to a Federal habeas court that he was too fat to hang and that the attempt would result in his decapitation. In the end, he died after a long illness at age 51 in 2006. Sometime afterward, Washington switched to lethal injection.

Hanging is kind of tricky, particularly as American’s increasingly are fat asses. Too long a drop or too much a weight and you risk decapitation. Too short a drop and you risk death by strangulation rather than the desired death by broken neck.

Electrocution has generally fallen out of favor.

If this country can ever agree on a universal protocol, lethal injection seems the best option, though some protocols are clearly better than others.

I did quite a lot of research on the subject when Sadaam Hussein was hanged, and I remember reading about that 400 pound guy too. He and others who stand a good chance of decapitation can get a firing squad . That is my wish, along with much more stringent requirements to become eligible I might add. Texas has set a bad example in that area, though I support their effort to implement the policy overall.

Death by exlax would be ok too.

Great movie. I really didn’t like it until the end but that ending was a great message to send.

It’s faster than starvation, and withholding of water.

Just adjust the length of drop and it works out ok.

There’s actually a formula for it somewhere.

Yup, a very carefully crafted formula based on many trial and error hangings and medical science.

Might even get them down to weight of a hanging.

One piece of bread and quart of water twice daily should do the trick.

With a multi vitamin of course, wouldn’t want it to be cruel.