Trump looking to buy Greenland?

I didn’t know that.

Cool stuff.

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Can’t stop thinking about this scene (cut to 1:22 for the relevant part):

You think I was seriously suggesting that ?

Lol, twitter

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And Greenlandic is the only official language.

Here is what it sounds like:

Is it true they have 47 different words meaning “whale fat” and no word meaning “warm”?

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Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Spanish
Press 3 for Greenlandic

Let’s hope he never sees the movie ‘‘The Purge’’

lol, well to be fair, hate Harry Truman. He toyed with the idea first.

Nah…“Tump’s Green New Deal” sounds better.

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Probably the same person who told you.

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Doesn’t Greenland already some of the highest alcoholism and suicide rates in the world?

Having them bought by Donald Trump seems downright dangerous.

You’re just being negative. His real reason to surround Canada.

The key word there was map. What the astronauts see is not a map.

You’ve never been to Alaska, have you. :wink:

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They do have a tasty winter meal. They stuff
whole auks, feathers, beaks everything into seal skins seen up and sealed with seal fat to keep the flies away. The birds ferment for 3 months. During the Arctic winter they feast on the Kaviak. It’s a custom food during special occasions.
Trump could get them McDonalds or two.

So probably an occasional white supremacist rally and a mass shooting won’t make that big a difference.

Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world. They need an optimistic visionary leader to lift their spirits. Trump and the American Constitution would be a tonic for the Greenlanders. You’d think they’d leap at the chance to start to benefit from their oil and mineral reserves, get jobs and start winning.

Very, very doubtful.