A snail can sleep for three years.
some slugs are homeless snails
I see what you did there. 
Replaced the fill valve on one of my Kohler toilets…
If you yelled for eight years, seven months, and six days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it. Unless it’s a Monday, of course!)
My daughter joined the basketball team at school, so we spent the afternoon together setting up a new basketball goal next to the garage and then practiced free throws until dinner.
My wife proved that.
Got my flu shot today…
I was yesterday years old when I learned that a doll can be racist as hell. Found this at a job site.
Flying to Seattle in the morning…
chicken fried steaks are neither steaks nor afraid
