Blueberries are still in season.
strawberries do not taste like straw
John Chapman (1774-1845), aka Johnny Appleseed, did not plant apple trees for wholesome eating; instead, the apples were mostly inedible “spitters” used to make hard cider. Everyone loved him because he helped bring the gift of alcohol to the frontier.
Each second you spend reading this is another second you could have spent reading this.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because engineers failed to account for the weight of all the books that it would eventually hold.
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
This information might be useful to someone,
but I’ll post it here anyway.
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The Ancient Romans used to drop a piece of toast into their wine for good health - hence why we ‘raise a toast’.
my nephew entered an alpaca in the county fair
It looks like we might be entering a llama shortage.
Founding father Gouverneur Morris died after he tried clearing a blockage in his urinary tract with some whale baleen.
llamas don’t wear shoes, let alone high heels
Yesterday may have happened, and tomorrow will likely happen, but it will always be right now. You’ll never be in any other moment than now.
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Need to power wash my sidewalks and driveway…Hope my power washer starts.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
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This information is not totally useless.
You can use it once in a while to make people feel really really depressed.
The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.
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Im gonna make that into a sign and hang it across from my toilet.
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Well okay not today, but one day soon.
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