Can never have enough
When the shelves are bare, the man who has toilet paper is king.

I have 165 rolls of Kirkland toilet paper in the garage.
WW
I’ve got almost as many rolls, but I keep mine in the basement.
At least that many in my storage shed. Wife always buys a case of TP when she shops at Sam’s Club.
I always carry 2 doggy poop bags in my back pocket. I walk my little Yorkie several times a day and I never know when he will decide to do the deed.
My little Yorkie with my teacup Chihuahua…
That is a cutie!
Not to brag, but I mowed the lawn before my neighbors today.

Not to brag, but I mowed the lawn before my neighbors today.
I’ve now got people to mow my lawn.

SixFoot:
Not to brag, but I mowed the lawn before my neighbors today.
I’ve now got people to mow my lawn.
I usually pay to have mine weeded. Mowing is a great way to get the yearly tan started.
I need the exercise so I do it my self…
When my son mows for me he body shames me by mowing with no shirt on. Weedy skinny kid grew up to be ripped.
Did you guys know the Mazda Miata was sold as the Eunos Roadster in Japan for the first few years it was on sale?
Eunos was Mazda’s premium brand they had back in the day and many cars sold as Mazdas over here in the states, like the Miata and the 626, were Eunos models in Japan. For some reason they never brought the brand here to the states to compete with Acura, Infiniti, and Lexus.
Now you have some useless car knowledge.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees…

In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees…
They sound delicious.
Shakespeare was the first author to use “elbow” as a verb.