Department Of Great Expense (or DOGE for short)? 
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I think he has better things to do and worry about than spend his time thinking about a name and hanging out at X.
DOW…? 
Neah…too bombastic. in your face, bully department.
Going to war is not their main and only mission.
Not ALL our Military presence around the World is in a WAR. If you had to add a face to the name it would be 
DOD…? Again what else do they do besides defend us from an attack. And…DOD…
And only because you asked:
Too meek. On the defensive.
Yes we have to be vigilant and ready but why use a term that suggests you’re always looking under the bed. Why not a word that’s uplifting, shows pride, patriotism and
what they do best.
Just like Police. "To Serve and Protect "
They’re NOT there to “serve”. Waitress ‘serves’. Ping Pong/table tenis players ‘Serves’
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Why not call the Military " Millitary Headquarters " since they handle several Military groups.
But I can live with DOD. There is more pressing stuff to worry about, Mr. SOD.
Sec. of Defence…SOD. That’s also not good. Isn’t sod somekind of dirt or grass??
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ONLY because you asked, my dear.
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Neah…Anything about black and Potomac already belongs to that termite T. Kennedy.
Today’s Military is nothing like a black hole.
They’re pride and apple-of-our-life or Big Brother.
So…let’s call it DBB. Dep. of Big Brother. 
The Department of Throwing Money At It.
