Mueller Targeted By Scheme Promoting False Sexual Assault Allegations

Wait. That guy with the open fly. There doesn’t appear to be anything there. Is he Carol?

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Man, that lede sentence has it all.

  • “Fake news-oriented”
  • “alleged”
  • “failed”
  • “false”
  • “allegations”

All in one sentence.

That’s an impressive amount of fail.

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Does that classify as sexual assault? If not, maybe we should reconsider the law… :crazy_face:

You aren’t posing a “simple question”. You’re sharing with us your political fantasy.

Reality in 2018 is weird enough, lets stick with that. Jacob and Jacky-boy tried to turn their political fantasy into a reality, and now they’re being laughed at in a Holiday-Inn, and likely facing felonies.

Was today’s press conference a Mueller set-up?

Thoughts on your boy’s Jack and Jacob show?

What’s it sound like to you now?

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https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1058105924869677057

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I bet it’s his girlfriend.

She like she’s in her very early 20’s. Yep, she worked for Mueller alright.

Now the defenders are claiming Carolyne Cass is the daugher of “oil mogul” Michael Cass of Royalite Petroleum… sounds pretty impressive, except Michael Cass resigned as CEO of Royalite Petroleum in 2008… According to SEC filings, Royalite Petroleum total compensation for Mr. Cass for 2008 was $116K… Hard to be an “oil mogul” on $116K/year…

Lol did he really think the internet was not going to find the real pic?

OMG so funny!

Apologies if this has been posted.

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I stole this pic from Twitter. It’s perfect for this Wohl guy only.

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Bwahahahahaha!!!

:rofl:

This was only a week ago.

What have they done to Carolyne Cass, oops sorry, Carolyn Cass, nope, sorry again Carolyne Cass… Sorry my fly is open… anyway, back to the press conference…Did you know the Holiday Inn has a FREE breakfast buffet with each $69/.night room?

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I heard they shut the Brooklyn Bridge down this morning to ferry her to safety.

It’s going to be explosive, explosive I tell you… The whole investigation is finished, well except for the indictments and such…

Omg that’s just like when they do drip drip drip on here…lol

Which, according to my meme history, started with Benjamin Wittes tweets of “tick tick tick” before he fired off his baby cannon on big news, which sean then copied without the cool cannon or most of the time never any explosive news at all, usually things that backfired, so then he switched it to drip drip drip and then his lil lemmings followed.