Merry Christmas
I asked my 3 year old niece who Santa was and she said a weirdo who comes down the chimney to slap kids in the face while they’re sleeping 
not sure what my sister has been telling her.
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Merry Christmas to all!
Like I always say, if British and German soldiers could stop killing each other for one night on Christmas Eve 1914 to celebrate peace on earth and good will towards all men, there is no reason the rest of us can’t do the same.
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Merry Christmas from the North Pole.
And yes … That gentleman is actually Santa Clause. He legally changed his name several years ago. 
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Merry Christmas 
Also for any weirdos who celebrate it, happy Kwanzaa too.
Merry Christmas everyone.
“I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!”
To all my old familiar friends…a very Merry Christmas!
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This is either the greatest Christmas gift to these forums in a long time, or …
Merry Christmas, Mr M!
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No … Really?
THE MrM?!! 
Merry Christmas indeed!
Love the new Avi. 
Can’t say I recall them. When were they here? Maybe vaguely. Just wondering if it was before my time.
If you don’t remember “The Late Night Review” it was probably before your time. MrM carried over from the old forum, but went silent soon thereafter.
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Crap, youtube divorce guru guy says quit drinking for a year and it’s obviously good advice, that sucks. Quit drinking and walk five miles a day, ok then. Roger will do. Too likely to abuse it during the stress of a divorce. Stupid youtube good advice guy. Kind of hate him now.
Oh I remember the late night review, just wasn’t my thing. Connects now thanks.
Also youtube divorce guy says, don’t have oneitas, four billion girls in the world. Also watching women regret their divorces on youtube is very nice right now for some reason. What is she even going to do, she has always been frightened to be in the house alone, even with the one large dog. Barely knows a screwdriver from a hammer. Has no males nearby to help her, no idea how she is going to survive really. Who is going to kill the spiders? Or deal with mice? Or fill the salt in the soft water thing. Or replace the air cleaner pads and dehumidifier thing? Who is going to move the outdoor furniture or get on the roof to clean the gutters. Or even cook, I am so much a better chef, she is going to be eating hot dogs and boxed mac and cheese. Who is going to open and maintain the pool?
She can barely get the trash out to the curb for pity’s sake. She better find a new quy very quickly.
Meanwhile she did nothing I can’t do. At least my life won’t change much. We have cleaning ladies.
Damn bro that’s rough. No wonder you haven’t been on here much.
But look at it this way. At the age you’ve hinted at before and your income level your prime real estate for a 25 year old hottie. So you got that to look forward too.
