Jason Palmer wins the American Samoa Democratic Caucus

If you are wondering who the hell Jason Palmer is - I have no idea, but he just beat President Biden.

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Joe Biden was sweeping every Democratic contest on Super Tuesday — except for American Samoa.

He fell short there to a previously unknown candidate named Jason Palmer on Tuesday. Out of 91 ballots cast in the territory’s caucus, Palmer won 51 and Biden won 40, according to the local party.

On his website, Palmer describes himself as a Baltimore resident who has worked for various businesses and nonprofits, often on issues involving technology and education. He did not immediately return a phone message.

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I mean, a coffee bean could’ve won too. :rofl:

I heard someone point out that michael bloomberg won American Samoa in 2020, but jason palmer didn’t spend HALF A BILLION DOLLARS to do it this time.

OUCH!!!

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Man, they must really hate Biden in American Samoa :grimacing:

American Samoa second to last.

But always America last.

biden regime in a nutshell

Jesse Watters just had him on his show and asked him who his VP is going to be :grin:

Blockhead Biden doesn’t even know where American Samoa is.
Pac Islanders are the New Democrats :sunglasses:

I bet I can win American Samoa in 2028. Need this sweatshirt:

We told you Biden was on the verges of senility in 2020 . But the dems believed the sunglasses anyway!..

Is that the one we were going to tip over?

No, I think that was Guam.

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Hey Joey you ■■■■■■■ moron. Say hello to a bunch of American Samoans you don’t even know exist!
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