I had a high school economics teacher who also doubled as the football coach who told my class all of this in the late eighties. I don’t know if anyone else was listening, but that one lesson really stuck with me.
There’s still room in my house! I bought all of the milk in town and there’s still room in the house!
. . . Wait, you’re not panicked today? What happened? Are you feeling all right?
Why did you make me buy all of this milk again?
Nor is it brain science either!
I guess you are just highly suggestible, and prone to panic for no reason. I’m sorry, I induced such panic.
Now, put the milk down, and walk away slowly. I’m sure the clerk is freaked out…
Oh, that’s a relief. I like milk anyway.
So as I was saying, we just print 100 trillion-dollar coins and fix all of our problems.
If you just print money, it becomes worthless. That’s been proven over and over…
You know that idea was actually floated during the Obama admin right? By liberal darling economist Paul Krugman.
It’s brilliant, and it was my idea first.
Was it? How old are you? The idea was first floated back in 1992 by someone named Bo Gritz. Who was apparently a Presidential candidate I never heard of until today.
man, i miss Obama.
Only '92? Yeah, I thought of it way before then.
So do I, man he was the absolute best republican campaigner ever.
Well, I disagree that he was the best president ever, but he was definitely above-average, that’s for sure.
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Reading comprehension problems? I didn’t say he was the best President, I said he was an amazing campaigner for Republicans.
Oh, you don’t like it when somebody does your routine to you?
Huh. That’s odd.
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Sorry, I am not very good at deciphering gibberish, try English.
Attaboy. Back to normal just like that.
The spending is unsustainable. Thanks Don.
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I agree, he was definitely an amazing president.
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it’s almost like Trump companies have filed for federal bankruptcy protection and run scams on customers before.
after this gig for Trump he’s not gonna care what the deficit is. he’s gonna jet off to one of his homes and count his money.
