How to save democracy. Liberal style

1.Jail your opponents.
2.Ban MAGA
3.Censor free speech
4.Kill the second Amendment
5.Stack the supreme court.
6.End the electoral college.
7.Embrace authoritarian, woman abusing, gay hating Islam.
8.Flood the U.S. with foreign nationals and get them voting democrat ASAP.
9.Put men in dresses and force normal people to call them women against their will.
10.Restrict your energy and food choices by inducing panic. Be obedient. Stay
home and learn to enjoy eating bugs.
11.Take away the primary role of raising a child from the parent and give it to the
state.
12. Allow anyone to vote without proof of eligibility.

Did I miss anything?

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I’ve honestly read better right-wing fan fiction before, but will give this an A for effort.

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It was the numbering for me.

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I need to add a 13th requirement.

  1. Lying about the first 12 when literally EV-REE-BUH-DEE on planet Earth can see what you’re doing.

So you actually have the nerve to claim that your people are NOT trying to flood the country with invaders? That’s a lie of biblical proportion. :rofl:

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Have you ever even tried eating some bugs? Some of them can be really good.

3, 4, 9 and 11 are valid gripes.

Excellent! I support your right to bug yourself. Enjoy your grasshopper. I’ll take a ribeye if you don’t mind… If your lunatics don’t try to ban it because cows fart.

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You forgot one that was expressly stated it was done to “protect democracy “

Throw out all the primary votes of your electorate and install a candidate who absolutely nobody voted for in 2020 nor 2024 and was obviously such a horrible choice that the democrats would not 25th biden and put her in the presidency themselves.

Good one. Also having aids sign into law anything they want using an auto pen. Giving the power of the president to someone who got zero votes.

Cool story, Bro.

Let’s not forget the attempt to save Democracy by banning Trump from the ballot so that voters wouldn’t have the right to vote for whom they wanted. Thankfully, the Supreme Court knocked that one down.

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5.Stack the supreme court.

Did you miss when they tried to do that? I have mo, bro.

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I’d like to refer to you #5 in the OP’s list.

Oh yeah. Thanks Forgot about that.

Colorado and Maine wasn’t it?

Can place this in the “Already Done “ column.

Sometimes we must safeguard democracy from a threat to democracy by restricting democracy from producing a democracy that may threaten democracy.

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Man these libs must be incompetent ■■■■■■ They have a clear, obvious 12-step list and they haven’t managed to knock off a single success since the advent of liberalism.

Yes, many Democrats did favor stacking the Supreme Court and were likely blocked by Senators Senema and Manchin. Or are you bemoaning the fact that Democrats were not allowed to take Trump off the ballot and think this was because Republicans had stacked the court? No.

“The Supreme Court of the United States unanimously ruled on March 4, 2024, that individual states cannot remove Donald Trump from their ballots based on the 14th Amendment. “

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Exactly. Threats to democracy are all around us. We need authoritarian government to save our democracy!

Maybe

But lefties have managed to….

All in the “Already Done “ column.

Not exactly. They got this one down.

7.Embrace authoritarian, woman abusing, gay hating Islam.