This is awesome.
The sci-fi geek in me hopes he’s right.
Teleporting to a Waffle House? Man, that used to be called a Friday night.
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Where the ■■■■ do they find these lunatics?
I can smell the onions on the grill now. Memories are flooding back.
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What better pick for an emergency response and recovery guy than someone who can teleport right to the scene? I wonder if Scotty was just messing with him 
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A far-right conspiracy theorist turned high-ranking official
Oof got rid of MTG and the counter Intel guy and still more kooks pop up. Neverending, like rain on Shrooms.
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So he’s on PCP. Cause that ■■■■ will make you think you’ve teleported.
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For real. No better thing than an all star breakfast with over easy eggs and hashbrowns with bacon when you’ve ingested enough liquor to kill fitty men.
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I’ve done some good drugs but i’ve never taken a drug so good I thought I’d teleported to a hash brown bowl.
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I only went there once. Took my 2 grandmonsters for breakfast. Nothing looked too healthy, so we all ordered scrambled eggs. I must have used half a dozen napkins soaking the grease off the eggs. Never again.
Years ago I was listening to a segment on talk radio asking what the greatest invention of the 20th Century was. And a guy called in and said that he thought the transporter was. And he was dead serious. Only the best.
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Fair point. Should make FEMA very efficient.
Try harder, light weight.
Blackout drunk is no way to go through life, man.
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Make my hashbrowns covered and chunked.
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That’s obviously what the FEMA guy in the article did, right? Drove to waffle house blackout drunk or drugged up….