ESPN = Estremely Stupid Programming Network

The Sports Roundtable and Bar
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I can’t believe this actually happpened, and to ESPN of all people.

Somehow, ESPN got duped into believing a lackey HS was somehow a worthy opponent for IMG Academy, which is basically a HS football factory.

A scam this big hasn’t happened since a couple of stock brokers pulled a boiler room scam, and got newspapers in NYC and Philadelphia following a phantom college football team named ‘Plainville State’.

That scam was broken by a Philly newspaper actually sending a reporter to find the team.

The scam I’m talking about would should been busted by a simple internet search…and ESPN didn’t even do that!

The result was the lackey HS team got the literal piss beat out of it, took home a bunch of loot for their trouble, and ESPN was left holding the bag with egg on their face explaining to their viewers why they got to watch a boring beatdown instead of the competitive game they were promised.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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This reminds me of the local county high schools. They are all jobbers. This was nothing more than AWA Wrestling on ESPN in the 1980’s, AWA star versus jobbers each week.