DOGE Mandates Power Tool Manufacturers Use Single Battery Platform

“Imagine a world where your cordless saw, your neighbor’s hedge trimmer, and your contractor’s impact driver all run on the same battery,” Mienta mused. “That’s the American dream—unified, efficient, and powered by Positec.” The DOE chimed in, noting that standardizing batteries could cut energy consumption from redundant chargers by up to 15%, while the EPA hailed the reduction in battery waste as “a green leap forward.”

I didn’t know that was an option.

I’m not gonna feel sorry for the tool companies. I just lament that Biden didn’t get the chance to use this power. Could have got a lot more done with this approach.

Nevermind it’s April fools stuff

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Typical Trump hater that can’t see through the hate enough to realize that DOGE can’t mandate ■■■■■ :roll_eyes:

Dontcha worry though, Biden abused enough power that he didn’t have while in office, or at least the people pulling his strings did.

Yeah, It doesn’t surprise me that you would like something centralized like this. But I buy the Chinese knockoffs. They’re 3-5 times cheaper. They’re not 3-5 times worse. Not even close.

That orange crack does funny things to people. :rofl:

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