1

Spring is about 20 miles from downtown Houston. As you can see, this is not Podunk, Texas.

Bacon on the hoof will eat pets, destroy property and yes, attack people:
http://www.gon.com/news/hog-attack

They can get up over 500 lbs. Any child between a sow and her pigs will have a bad day.

2

“Trap and relocate them”? Is she high? That would be a crime unless you were dumping them on your own land.

As for kids and 500lbs hogs, a hog that large will kill an adult easily and eat them too if given time to do so.

The wife was with me last night when we drove up on 4 200 pounders in my neighbors wheatfield. I jerked down the LR260 and felt bad that I was only able to get three out of the four before they hit the brush due to a double feed.

3

Grenade launchers would end that ■■■■ real fast :bomb:

4

Less than 100 years ago tyrannical govts killed over 100 million people. Kings mountain turned the American revolution around. Learn from history.

5

Ignorance is truly bliss.

6

Actually no. A bunch of us tried to kill a deer once on a M79 range. He taunted us.

Now a flamethrower? Oh yeah.

I think a suitcase nuke is a bit much for porcine assaults, don’t you?

7

Napalm and FAE. That way you get a free barbeque while you’re at it.