What's the best music to play during sex? Wrong answers only

DMK · 2020-11-30T22:49:32.105Z

RayStark:

Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim. On loop and loud!

The Oompa Loompa Song seems on par with that

mwevans1234 · 2020-11-30T22:58:00.275Z

Impenitent:

1812 overture …

Erroneous!

The cannon fire at the end following the crescendo is completely appropriate to mark the event’s conclusion.

Additionally, the strings at the opening intoning the Russian chants encourage patience.

I think you misread this post, because you gave the rightest answer ever!

FlameHeart · 2020-12-01T00:29:50.276Z

Careless Whisper
La Chancla
Carmen (Les Torridors movement)
“I Love You; You Love Me” (from Barney)
Theme song from Caillou

FlameHeart · 2020-12-01T00:30:30.604Z

Bonus- if each partner came when the cannons sounded.

FlameHeart · 2020-12-01T00:32:02.175Z

Rehab- Amy Winehouse
Back to Black- Amy Winehouse
Rolling in the Deep- Adele
Bad Blood- Taylor Swift
Baby- Justin Bieber

FlameHeart · 2020-12-01T00:33:17.487Z

Stacey’s Mom
Mordred’s Lullaby

GWH · 2020-12-01T00:37:48.200Z

Sesame Street.

GWH · 2020-12-01T00:38:53.598Z

I’m fat by weird al yankovic

Basically anything by weird al.

vaard · 2020-12-01T00:40:49.809Z

The trial - pink floyd
Stagger Lee - grateful dead
Liar - Henry Rollins
Disintegration - the cure
Anything by yoko ono
…

TheDoctorIsIn · 2020-12-01T00:43:26.095Z

I lost my virginity to “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” by Primus.

Not joking.

JayJay · 2020-12-01T01:01:13.567Z

Lick My Love Pump- This is Spinal Tap

Actually- this could be a right or a wrong answer…

Axxowiz · 2020-12-01T03:29:47.189Z

Ya you can hardily miss with misogyny with GNR. I would imagine “It’s so Easy” by GNR would do the trick.

TheRedComet · 2020-12-01T04:45:03.291Z

Raining Blood by Slayer

Oryx · 2020-12-01T04:57:07.460Z

“I Can’t Put My Finger on It” -Ween

noSpaces · 2020-12-01T04:57:33.144Z

Taking It All Too Hard ~ Genesis

DMK · 2020-12-01T12:12:42.298Z

She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain

DMK · 2020-12-01T12:18:36.779Z

Barbie Girl

margaretms2 · 2020-12-01T15:55:38.525Z

Trigger-warning for the presence of Janeane Garofalo in this video, but it’s on-topic.

Now, I could have Bob Dylan on during lovemaking—but only the booty-shaking tunes from his late-70s Christian period.

margaretms2 · 2020-12-01T19:54:12.519Z

Here’s a good one to create a romantic mood:

altair1013 · 2020-12-01T19:56:58.493Z

TheDoctorIsIn:

I lost my virginity to “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” by Primus.

Not joking.

Maybe I’ll try that. Do you think it will help me lose mine?