“Why do we support these countries when they don’t support us? Believe me, it’s just like the way I supported that porn star, who by the way only helped with a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of my extra-marital needs. And does she support me now? I mean, come on, people.”
(frantic whispering from lawyer)
"Can I just say I never knew anything about paying off any porn star? I mean hey, who really knows what lawyers do when you’re not looking. Am I right? I’m so right. I was saying this very same thing to my friends over in Russia that day when - "
(more frantic whispering)
“Just remember, it’s all fake news. Fake news, folks. Tune in to Fox & Friends tomorrow, I’ll be calling in and it’s going to be tremendous, just tremendous.”