Trump becomes the first president to attend a mma event

DOLOOP · 2019-11-03T16:08:48.462Z

Blackwolf:

LucyLou:

I quite enjoyed the Dumb Presidential Son having a Twitter cry last night because he was trying to convince people that The Messiah was being cheered not jeered, and failing.

Was it Tweedledee or Tweedledum? And wasn’t is Don Jr. recently going on about how Biden’s son was privileged? Utter lack of self-awareness - Donny thinks he’s a self-made man himself.

Born on third base thought he hit a triple.

LucyLou · 2019-11-03T16:09:39.282Z

It was Tweddledumb.

H_Arendt · 2019-11-03T16:15:58.379Z

Blackwolf:

Saving America from feminized sports and limp wristed lib past times. You know they don’t pass out participation trophies at MMA!

MakeAmericaGrappleAgain

Are you kidding? Why the FAKE NEWS is not even mentioning that Donald Trump got in the ring and had all the other contestants whipped and whimpering like dogs after 3.4159 seconds!

There stood our President saying, “Winning for me is as easy as pie!” but does the FAKE NEWS cover this. Of course not!

Showpony_Cowgirl · 2019-11-03T16:17:47.831Z

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This is the image that comes to mind for me when folks wanna bash President Trump for attending sports events…
Just gonna leave this right here.

Blackwolf · 2019-11-03T16:18:08.046Z

DOLOOP:

Born on third base thought he hit a triple.

Perfect summation.

LucyLou · 2019-11-03T16:21:06.535Z

Showpony_Cowgirl:

This is the image that comes to mind for me when folks wanna bash President Trump for attending sports events…
Just gonna leave this right here.

A picture of someone who doesn’t overeat Big Macs and chocolate cake, and gets lots of exercise, and isn’t afraid to take his shirt off at the ocean?

Ok. Lol.

Blackwolf · 2019-11-03T16:21:16.979Z

Showpony_Cowgirl:

This is the image that comes to mind for me when folks wanna bash President Trump for attending sports events…
Just gonna leave this right here.

Donald would have thrown a fastball that clocked in at 98mph but he didn’t want to showboat his superior athletic skills the way that Kenyan usurper tried and failed to do. If only all our presidents had the unmatched wisdom and humble grace our Donald does!

DOLOOP · 2019-11-03T16:21:28.749Z

H_Arendt:

Blackwolf:

Saving America from feminized sports and limp wristed lib past times. You know they don’t pass out participation trophies at MMA!

MakeAmericaGrappleAgain

Are you kidding? Why the FAKE NEWS is not even mentioning that Donald Trump got in the ring and had all the other contestants whipped and whimpering like dogs after 3.4159 seconds!

There stood our President saying, “Winning for me is as easy as pie!” but does the FAKE NEWS cover this. Of course not!

Well, that number proves he’s irrational.

Apocalypto · 2019-11-03T16:21:37.030Z

Fat donald gimps, to the rescue!

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1190979416857419776?s=21

Blackwolf · 2019-11-03T16:23:57.462Z

“At the end of the day who cares, the president was just trying to have a fun night out…BUT WE’VE GOTTA SPIN THIS TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THIS BRAWLING NON-PC CROWD WAS NOT BOOING HIM”

Showpony_Cowgirl · 2019-11-03T16:24:57.987Z

Well, I’ll give u one thing…your guy Obama wasnt afraid to sport “mom jeans”…

DOLOOP · 2019-11-03T16:26:20.802Z

Apocalypto:

Fat donald gimps, to the rescue!

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1190979416857419776?s=21

Huh. Has a North Korea feel to it. Like they’re about to say trump shot an 18 last round at Doral.

Blackwolf · 2019-11-03T16:26:28.764Z

LucyLou:

A picture of someone who doesn’t overeat Big Macs and chocolate cake, and gets lots of exercise, and isn’t afraid to take his shirt off at the ocean?

Ok. Lol.

Yes but does he attend MMA, wrestle polar bears as a warm up, and hunt great white sharks with nothing but a spork and his unmatched wisdom?

Donald was an incredible athlete in college, did you know? Of course you did, because Donald told us so!

LucyLou · 2019-11-03T16:27:14.724Z

Showpony_Cowgirl:

This is the image that comes to mind for me when folks wanna bash President Trump for attending sports events…
Just gonna leave this right here.

images

Does anyone think Donald can lift his arm above his head? I don’t think he can. I’ve never seen him do it.

Maybe he could back when he was doing porn stars, but not anymore.

Blackwolf · 2019-11-03T16:28:03.796Z

Most athletic POTUS since Taft!

LucyLou · 2019-11-03T16:28:52.111Z

Apocalypto:

Fat donald gimps, to the rescue!

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1190979416857419776?s=21

Hahaha Safe Space for Donnie and Tweedledumb.

LucyLou · 2019-11-03T16:29:28.745Z

LucyLou:

Showpony_Cowgirl:

This is the image that comes to mind for me when folks wanna bash President Trump for attending sports events…
Just gonna leave this right here.

Does anyone think Donald can lift his arm above his head? I don’t think he can. I’ve never seen him do it.

Maybe he could back when he was doing porn stars, but not anymore.

Mom Golf Pants.

calirepub · 2019-11-03T16:30:40.434Z

I know the Secret Service would never let it happen, but many people were saying that Donald Trump would have won the mma match if he was allowed to compete.

TheRedComet · 2019-11-03T16:37:30.737Z

In fairness Obama was a basketball player. And he’s pretty good at it.

Hell I can’t throw a baseball accurately to save my life. I played soccer mostly (I was pretty good) but I played basketball as well even though I sucked at it.

mollyBrown · 2019-11-03T17:41:53.978Z

Don’t believe your lying ears!