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Still have resilient red pepper plants. Will have to cover due to the upcoming below freezing temps later this week.

My gardens are cleared and prepped for the upcoming winter weather.

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My gardens don’t look very good right now, mostly because I don’t have any.

But, my driveway is crushing it right now. Day after day. Rain or shine. So consistent.

“They paved Paradise. Put up a parking lot.”

(PS: Not ragging on you. Your reply just made me think of Joni Mitchel. :slight_smile: )

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Ate beans and rice for lunch…I’m feeling it. :poop:

There is a lesson here somewhere.
I am not sure what it is but, it’s there.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I’ve been holding back, but I can’t seem to let my recent feat go unnoticed.

For the last 30 or more years, I have had the same morning routine. I pour myself a glass of orange juice. I open the jar of instant coffee and make myself a cup. I add creamer from a container of flavored coffee mate. I put some type of bread in the toaster. I open the lid on the tub of butter and I butter my toast.

No big deal. Each of those containers gets empty at some point, requiring me to open a new container. Given each has a different consumption rate, it is rare that any two of them would become empty at the same time.

And then a few weeks ago, the planets all aligned. Not 2; not 3; but all of them became empty at the same time, requiring me to open a new package for each.

The first time that has happened in like forever.

What are the odds?

This morning, I opened a new jar of instant coffee.

Yawn!

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but the same is not true for iron, which is ironic.

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The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising. Guilty as charged… :flushed_face:

Geez… I’m in and out in just a few minutes.

And:

In the 1780s there was actually a separate State. Franklin. It broke off from one of the Carolinas.

It died from political in-fighting, and now that area is part of Tennessee.

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A dragon fly only has a life span of 24 hours…

Washed my Ram 1500 and wife’s Lincoln Nautilus…At the car wash!

Lego company is the largest manufacturer of tires.

Dragonflies have six legs but can’t walk.

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I have two nipples but cannot breast feed.

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Wife made fresh kimchee…Hot and spicy! :sweat_smile: