Armadillos can be housebroken…
Name the two days in your life that are not 24 hours long.
I’m guessing the day of my birth and the day of my death. If that is the case, I’ve only had one of those days thus far.
Well, one thing I’ll say is, that’s really not that surprising when you consider the earth is flat.
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Today will not be 24 hours.
Niether will tomorrow, nor any other day for now on.
Yes, you really are getting old fast.
The faster you move through space, the slower you move through time.
In most cases as you grow older, eventually you and your teeth won’t sleep together.
Wishing you guys a good visit!
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Installed a bird bath in my front yard flower garden…
My understanding is that birdbaths are intended to attract birds.
So that the birds can be looked at, often from a window.
Right out in front of my home office window. Been there for a day and have only seen two birds. It’s been raining so much here in Eastern NC, the birds don’t need a bath… 
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The guy who picks up the poops in my back yard just learned that I don’t have pets.
I carry two poop bags in my left rear pocket. I use them to pickup after my little yorkie on our neighborhood walks.
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I hate seeing people let their dogs poop and not pick it up 
In my neighborhood, residents have posted signs in their yards to tell people to pick up their dog’s poop if they poop in their yard… 
I think people missed the joke in my poop post.
I actually found it to be totally useless. 
I replaced the engine belt on my diesel today after I replaced a mandrel on the mower.
I love having days off from work so I can get caught up on things I need to work on.
