Totally Useless Info

SixFoot · 2024-10-09T12:48:51.335Z

I was yesterday years old when I learned that a doll can be racist as hell. Found this at a job site.

Kegler300 · 2024-10-09T21:56:38.450Z

Flying to Seattle in the morning…

Impenitent · 2024-10-11T14:24:08.443Z

chicken fried steaks are neither steaks nor afraid

Kegler300 · 2024-10-21T22:49:48.315Z

Just got back from Seattle…Wife flies to Greece tomorrow.

Zander · 2024-10-22T00:36:01.655Z

Yahya Sinwar’s cell number is 555-646-8537.

Kegler300 · 2024-10-22T22:27:25.089Z

Idiot hauling boat backed into wife’s Lincoln Nautilus…

Impenitent · 2024-10-23T11:36:36.599Z

the Nautilus was damaged by a boat and Captain Nemo was angry

Kegler300 · 2024-10-23T22:40:25.586Z

Not as angry as my wife

Guvnah · 2024-10-26T18:25:42.771Z

793 counties without a McDonalds.

Gaius · 2024-10-26T19:44:07.834Z

C’mon now.
That information is useful so somebody.
(just not anybody here.)

SixFoot · 2024-10-27T11:35:14.465Z

The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.

Zander · 2024-10-27T11:48:41.967Z

Haha. Hahaha. Thank you. I’m going to find a way to use this information asap.

Kegler300 · 2024-10-27T22:08:35.688Z

No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH.”

SixFoot · 2024-10-27T22:13:03.025Z

Kegler300:

No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH.”

Unless you count to the nearest MILLIONTH.

Sporange is also a real word. Rhymes with orange.

Impenitent · 2024-10-27T23:14:34.711Z

the Fox chyron reads “Trump takes stage at MSG rally” and there is no soy sauce anywhere…

Guvnah · 2024-10-28T02:29:09.934Z

Kegler300 · 2024-10-28T22:29:03.159Z

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Kegler300 · 2024-10-29T22:27:09.001Z

Power washed the siding on my house and two sheds…

Guvnah · 2024-11-06T14:20:21.755Z

Map for the legality of owning a kangaroo.

Impenitent · 2024-11-06T15:25:15.684Z

West Virginia makes the best marsupial soup