Great, now we can get the AG nominee I’ve been privately suggesting.
It would be an insanely AWESOME pick.
Hope trump makes it happen.
Who is that?
Bald guy was stealing designer luggage from airports and then wearing the women’s clothing out in public. He was caught I believe cause one of the theft victims identified a unique dress of hers he took pictures in.
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Dresses she had designed. Not only that he was caught a second time.
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You’re not ready for it yet.
But you better believe I’ll let you know if it comes to pass.
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You’re joking with the defense of this, right?
Fathers being present during birth is a fairly recent phenomenon. Charmin ain’t got ■■■■ on how soft we’ve become.
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Dudes can’t have children.
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They sure don’t have any shame!
It’s an academic point now, but:
There are a ton of Republicans smarter, more qualified, and not loathed by their peers or embroiled in a sex scandal with minors. Gaetz is already a sleazy, drug-addled sycophant; as AG, he would owe Trump everything, in addition to being thoroughly blackmailable.
But I think Trump gets off on the idea that he can do whatever he wants, no matter how absurd (like making Matt Gaetz attorney general) and count on his base to invent rationalizations for why it’s a great move. He’s not wrong.
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It’s also nice to see the reaction it drew from rational right wing people.
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The position of power in government is obviously very problematic -
but otherwise, that story is freaking hilarious 
Whats soft about seeing the birth of your child? I saw my two daughters being born and so glad I was able to share that moment with their mum.
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I too took 6 weeks of leave after my child came home. How is this controversial?
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If you didn’t yank your crying child out of their mother’s love tunnel, were you really there? 
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Father’s taking maternity leave? Yeah. I’ll defend that.
All look like consenting adults to me.
Lmao, dont forget to fry the placenta and fry it up for a tasty treat.
I had to settle for seeing my firstborn son come into this world on Skype.
With my daughter, I was there and didn’t know what to do. Well, she started coming out and the nurse decided to go wash her hands, so I reached in and guided her goober pasted body out onto the table. The nurse was heartbroken and I was gloating. 
With my youngest, everyone there was on point, so I just yanked her legs over her head the whole time and yelled at my son to get the hell out of my factory already.
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