Oh no he’s the final villain from the Thriller music video!!!
I don’t bake, unless you count putting a frozen pot pie in the oven. 
Sure, look how you latched on to it. Now will come the recipe sharing.
chicks dig guys who can cook ya know….
Ain’t no woman on Earth that can cook a steak as well as I can.
From that article:
“Star Trek actor George Takei shared a blog post fretting that the changes could “lead to deadly consequences and even genocidal campaigns.”
Man. That’s more serious than I thought.
Real men fry bacon in the nude.
I’m more about grilling and BBQing. Although I do make a mean dessert crepe.
No apron though. Honest.
Maybe a young buff male.
My 73-year-old sagging nude body would make everyone run for the hills.
But that would leave all the bacon just for you!
Zuckerberg has no moral compass.
I wear my “kiss the chef” apron whenever I whip up a mean batch of creme brulee while listening to the audio version of my favorite romance novel.
I do, although it’s usually when the wife and I have friends over for naked chef night. 
TMI… TMI… Oh my, TMI…
Don’t care just as long as I don’t have to cook it. 
