LOL. I’ve been to several boat parades involving hundreds of boats, some involving copious amounts of alcohol and not one sinking. FOUR in one event can only be chalked up to stupidity on the part of boaters.
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The scientific explanation is positive buoyancy towards the negative.
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em idiot trump rednecks huh?
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That describes half my friends but, it’s the most logical explanation.
I see #Dumbkirk trending on the Twitter. Lol not bad.
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so is #antifanavy
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Ok. Some sunk.
Biden’s nightly parade likes to burn, loot, and destroy.
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Um wut.
In Trump’s America, it makes sense.
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This is incredible. And so fitting.
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I saw at least a few tweets where there were people who suggested just that.
Pretty impressive! 
Here’s another article encouraging boaters to show support for their preferred presidential candidate.
Trump only likes boats that stay afloat.
Boats that sink are losers.
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Look at some of the videos. No life vests, can’t swim, yet we’re supposed to believe they have boaters insurance? Lol.
I can imagine how some of those distress calls went.
“HELP I’D LIKE TO REPORT A TOO APT METAPHOR IN PROGRESS!!”
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Remember the other week when one boat sank and people were adamant that there is no way it could ave been a result of all the traffic in the parade. People were sure the operators were at fault, it wasn’t a case of the boat getting swamped by a large wake?
I wonder if this changes their opinions.
