The Presidents Lawyer: Look, nobody got murdered or robbed here

“Nobody got killed, nobody got robbed… This was not a big crime,”

:laughing:. Maybe this will be the new defence. Yes, it was illegal and we lied about it from the very beginning, but it wasn’t that illegal so it’s not a big deal.

Nobody got sawed up into little pieces!! Geesh!!!

…not that there’s anything wrong with that.



I’ll have to remember that next time I get a speeding ticket.

“Yes officer, I know I was going 20 mph over the speed limit, but at least I didn’t hit 3 or 4 cars or plow into a crowd of people and run them over.”

Think that will get me out of the ticket?

I don’t think the “it’s not that bad a crime” defence would fly in a courtroom.

Just run to your nearest sanctuary city, oh wait if you’re an American citizen you can’t!!

If you’re an American citizen, you just get elected to the Presidency, then have your constituents deflect every time someone brings up your campaign’s crimes.


But what about all the crimes I didn’t commit? Shouldn’t that balance things out? :grin:.


Yeah. It’s not like he shot someone in the middle of a busy New York street…

It’ll work for some of his constituents. Bank on that.

Which campaign crimes are you referring to??

The entirety of Trump Nation is Donald’s sanctuary city.


Are crimes really illegal if the result is Republicans gaining power? Democrats must be defeated by any means necessary.

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True. What’s a little illegality when the survival of 'Murica is at stake.


You have to break the law to save the law!


No but I’m certain the officer will agree with you.

It’s the political crime of WINNING!

Donald’s only crime is how super bigly awesome he is, and the left is going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

:us: MAGA!!! :us:

Yet a President does send men to die. So indeed there was quite the crime

Whoever first wrote that “the cruelty is the point” is a genius.

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It’s not if you win or lose, but how you play the gsme.