The "Florida Man" Game

Supreme_War_Pig · 2022-09-08T18:22:01.552Z

Florida man who hit his girlfriend in the face with a burrito was arrested by the authorities.

Liberty323 · 2022-09-08T18:22:44.485Z

Florida man accused of pouring gasoline on his girlfriend and setting her on fire

Rurudyne · 2022-09-08T18:49:38.815Z

Ouch.

RTchoke · 2022-09-08T21:17:08.960Z

Florida man tried to sell beer for $724 at Dolphins game.

Hah!!!

TheRedComet · 2022-09-08T21:55:54.936Z

Florida man was arrested for sniffing the feet of women under a table at a library. He attempted to escape custody on a scooter.

Holy ■■■■ Joe Biden is a Florida man.

Supreme_War_Pig · 2022-09-08T21:56:48.981Z

Liberty323:

Florida man accused of pouring gasoline on his girlfriend and setting her on fire

Damn. They should be funny, not horrific.

Rurudyne · 2022-09-09T00:46:09.366Z

I plugged in a number of other States instead of Florida and with the exception of New Jersey which had a story about a man being rescued after falling off a cliff because he had his Apple watch on, well, besides that the first returned results were about killing.

Janet_Miller · 2022-09-09T18:35:04.074Z

iFlorida Man – 29 Jan 21

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Est. reading time: 1 minute

My former city of residence, too.

Conservative_frk · 2022-11-01T17:32:34.223Z

I did it, but I can’t post it. It was vulgar and would be against the rules I’m sure.

Rurudyne · 2022-11-01T21:22:22.030Z

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rp5x5 · 2022-11-05T15:43:38.966Z

A Florida man was charged with human smuggling Thursday after a family of four Indian nationals, including a baby and a teen, were found frozen to death in Canada just yards from the US border, authorities said.

Rurudyne · 2022-11-05T15:50:22.346Z

That is tragic.

Also, not serious, were they using a VW Bus?

FlameHeart · 2022-11-19T16:39:05.501Z

https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-dies-after-falling-tree-while-hanging-holiday-lights/TMZIWDEYFFGK3MYMKLSDDVANWQ/?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook

FlameHeart · 2022-11-19T16:42:39.801Z

https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/comments/b4dj49/florida_man_challenge_april_22_florida_man/

LeroyBrown · 2022-11-19T16:59:30.007Z

Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself.

Whiskey Riff

Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I...

A RIFF on what country is really about.

Rurudyne · 2022-11-19T18:40:05.474Z

People sometimes forget this but all that “Ask me about my explosive diarrhea” merchandise started when a guy was arrested streaking in a Walmart parking lot and the excuse he gave to the cops was he had explosive diarrhea.

TheDoctorIsIn · 2022-11-19T18:41:39.651Z

Milton man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity.

I think the second result is better:

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

Gaius · 2022-11-19T18:48:25.667Z

LOL this is great.

I got
“Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say”

TheDoctorIsIn · 2022-11-19T18:59:36.527Z

I feel like “Person A hit Person B with Food item” is becoming a recurring theme.

Gaius · 2022-11-19T19:02:26.086Z

Well the first three results were all about people arrested on drug charges so I picked the first funny one