Iâm blonde and have blonde moments. Maybe not blonde joke moments but blonde moments. Iâm pretty sure my siblings whoâre blonde would say the same.
AnyhooâŚ
One night a blonde awoke to smoke and found her house was on fire. She grabbed her cellphone and as she was fleeing the house she called the fire department: âHelp, my house is on fire and I donât want to lose all my stuff!â
âCalm down, Mam, can you tell me how to get to where you are?â
The blonde paused in her confusion: âDonât you still have those big red trucks?â
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, âI canât understand how you can be so much bigger than me. Weâre the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just donât get it.â
âWell,â said the big gator, âwhat have you been eating?â
âPoliticians, same as you,â replied the small gator.
âHmmâŚWell, where do you catch them?â
âDown the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.â
âSame here. Hmm⌠How do you catch them?â
âWell, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh*t out of them and eatâem!â
âSame here.â says the big gator. âDo you eat Democrats or Republicans?â âI eat the Democratsâ says the little guy.
âAh!â says the big gator. "I think I see your problem. Youâre not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of a Democrat, thereâs nothing left but an a**hole and a briefcase.â