Sort of. It actually went down like this.

Trump gave a note to Little Johnnie Bolton. Johnny passed the note to Putin in third period. Then Putin told everyone in the lunchroom that he wouldn’t go to Trump’s sleepover. Trump ran from the room crying. The school counselor sent him home early.

Now Little Johnnie Bolton is trying to patch things up between the two.

The group of foxes that always sits at the table in the center of the lunch room are just losing it, positively swooning, over Putin.

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