Not Babylon Bee Satire

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Quick summary.

Homeowner from Queens, NY, loses battle with cancer.

Two men, thinking there must be money stashed inside invade the home.

No money found, but they’ve taken hostage three women and a baby.

After being pistol whipped the youngest woman escapes and calls 911.

Now it’s a real hostage situation with negotiations and all.

Perps want pizza.

Cops use a blue painted robotic Digidog to deliver said pizza.

Hostage situation resolved and perps taken into custody.

… and …

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez accused Digidog of racism for being deployed in “low-income communities of color.”

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what she actually said on twitter about it

“Please ask yourself: When was the last time you saw next-generation, world-class technology for education, health care, housing, etc. consistently prioritized for underserved communities like this?

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She also expressed privacy concerns…

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Concervative blog decries a radical lib decrying government largesse.

Never change conservative blogs… never change

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As an NYC taxpayer I also question the allocation of funding to robotic dogs.

The NYPD budget is over $10 Billion.

This looks like unneeded spender to me.

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Yes, she’s a Leftist class warfare twit.

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Some of the antics of this administration are even weirder than Babylon Bee satires.

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Actually this is literal fake news. Just like Babylon Bee.

AOC did not say the robot was racist. She did not even insinuate it.

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The Bee is satire. Not fake news.

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Distinction without a difference

AOC did not say what you claim she said. She didn’t even infer it.

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Yeah, she just babbled some class warfare nonsense.

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She also said:

Now robotic surveillance ground drones are being deployed for testing on low-income communities of color with under-resourced schools.’

Please ask yourself: when was the last time you saw next-generation, world class technology for education, healthcare, housing, etc consistently prioritized for underserved communities like this?’

And she’s right. Sure, she could have started her critique by acknowledging that the robot peacefully resolved the situation, but she’s much too busy to worry about conservative fees-fees. As the saying goes, **** their feelings

I come easily imagine the damage squad of those things could do, and we all know that what happens it’s not gonna be in a white neighbourhood

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She questioned the need/use for a multimillion dollar robot in neighborhoods that don’t even have basic needs met.

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Observing that those people need schools more than robot dogs is not “class warfare”

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In this case the robot kept a policeman or pizza delivery boy from being put in harms way. It will get reused.

That’s what they’re for.

Cheaper than a NYC cop’s funeral it may someday make unnecessary. Much cheaper.

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If she were not a professing socialist / radical that might be true. As it is I simply assume the worst about her.

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Well obviously. It is easier to mis-characterise her position and dismiss her out of hand than to actually enage what she was saying.

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Really?

Because you earlier quoted her statement without the selective editing and showed that she did indeed bring up people of color, and I would suggest implied racism because that’s simply the common meme with her kind.

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So to your mind, the excessive over policing of communities of colour while simultaneously neglecting their schools is not racism?