Musk Acquires Twitter

[bigtwnvin]

Too complicated. Just fun.

[Zander]

@SixFoot

So is he buying it or what?

Fanbois are free my dude. Very, very free.

[Supreme_War_Pig]

@Camp

So why are we happy?

Twitter is a lemon. Dog bites man stuff.

Trump wasn’t going back for any reason.

Musk will lose a billion by backing out and Twitter is damaged goods.

Lose lose.

A ‘lemon’. God grant me a multi billion dollar lemon

[Munimula1]

Lawyer stuff. He will pay the penalty (maybe) and skulk away.

[TheDoctorIsIn]

@Munimula1

Lawyer stuff. He will pay the penalty (maybe) and skulk away.

Well, we’re very much in the realm of lawyer stuff. This deal is worth more money than most Americans will ever see in their lives.

We’ll see how it all comes out in the end, but I do hope Twitter takes this as far as it can go.

[TheDoctorIsIn]

This is the kind of legal fight I like the most - 2 staggering wealthy and unlikable parties, the best legal teams money can buy on both sides, and billions on the line.

It’s almost like sports.

[bigtwnvin]

Ring a ding ding!!

[zantax]

@Munimula1

@SixFoot

Can he still be forced to?

as I understand it, no, but he will probably have to pay a penalty.

Better a billion dollar penalty then paying tens of billions above market. He can always come back and buy it after his withdrawal destroys its market value by multiple billions.

[Guntsu]

The worship is just reflexive at this point

I particularly love the use of words “billions, multiple and destroy” really adds color

[Camp]

This is a likely outcome.

Tweeter value is shrinking rapidly.

[Nemesis]

@Guntsu

The worship is just reflexive at this point

I particularly love the use of words “billions, multiple and destroy” really adds color

So true and we have seen this before when cons are let down by someone they lauded they default to 3d chess explanations or do some amazing mental gymmastics.

Funny how cons talk about how the elite are ruining this country then fall to their feet at Musk who is the very defintion of the elite because they think he is going to stick it to the libz.

[Camp]

He did stick it to twitter.

The algorithm and bot operating are no longer conjecture.

You don’t think Truth Social benefits indirectly?

[Nemesis]

@Camp

He did stick it to twitter.

The algorithm and bot operating are no longer conjecture.

You don’t think Truth Social benefits indirectly?

Lmfao . So the plan all along was for Musk to help Trump!!!

No I have figured it out. Trump and Musk were hanging out one night and Trump being the master 3D chess player that he is, dropped into conversation that there is no way Musk could ever buy Twitter knowing Musks ego would take over. The plan all along was to destroy Twitter and then the tens of million on Twitter would walk across the street to Truth Social.

[SixFoot]

@zantax

Better a billion dollar penalty then paying tens of billions above market. He can always come back and buy it after his withdrawal destroys its market value by multiple billions.

I would’ve preferred he been forced to buy Twitter and give it the ol’ college try of making it something other than a ■■■■ nest. lol

[zantax]

@SixFoot

@zantax

Better a billion dollar penalty then paying tens of billions above market. He can always come back and buy it after his withdrawal destroys its market value by multiple billions.

I would’ve preferred he been forced to buy Twitter and give it the ol’ college try of making it something other than a ■■■■ nest. lol

It’s not over yet, he may still end up owning it, at a much lower price.

[biggestal99]

@zantax

It’s not over yet, he may still end up owning it, at a much lower price.

its over, he goes on to his next toy.

Allan

[zantax]

@biggestal99

@zantax

It’s not over yet, he may still end up owning it, at a much lower price.

its over, he goes on to his next toy.

Allan

And you determined this how? Crystal ball or magic eight ball?

[FreeAndClear]

@zantax

@Munimula1

@SixFoot

Can he still be forced to?

as I understand it, no, but he will probably have to pay a penalty.

Better a billion dollar penalty then paying tens of billions above market. He can always come back and buy it after his withdrawal destroys its market value by multiple billions.

Amazing. Anything he does is the right move. Eh?

[FreeAndClear]

@zantax

@biggestal99

@zantax

It’s not over yet, he may still end up owning it, at a much lower price.

its over, he goes on to his next toy.

Allan

And you determined this how? Crystal ball or magic eight ball?

How did you determine that his withdrawal is going to devalue the stock by billions and billions?

[zantax]

@FreeAndClear

@zantax

@Munimula1

@SixFoot

Can he still be forced to?

as I understand it, no, but he will probably have to pay a penalty.

Better a billion dollar penalty then paying tens of billions above market. He can always come back and buy it after his withdrawal destroys its market value by multiple billions.

Amazing. Anything he does is the right move. Eh?

No, it may not turn out that way. He may have wasted a billion dollars. Big hairy deal, he can afford it.