Easy.
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We have the finest healthcare in the world for the rich elites who deserve it
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We have the hottest models that money can import from Eastern European.
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Our market system is so great you can buy politicians.
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Our police respond to crime almost as fast as news crews.
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Our populace enjoys a healthy disbelief of all factual data that doesn’t fit our preconceived ideas.
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Our tremendous land mass means we can despoil enormous amounts of the country without even noticing.
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We don’t need to worry about asking permission if we want to bomb most of the countries in the world.
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We keep our jails from being overcrowded by not charging white collar criminals.
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We have hundreds of billions dollars available to spend on killing anyone that wishes us harm as well as the several dozen people in the immediate vicinity.
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We’ve advanced the treatment and care of coronary artery disease, renal failure and diabetes by producing millions upon millions of test subjects.