Why would you think it hyperbole, friend? Our mutual worship of Donald is not something to be ashamed of or equate with the worship of that Kenyan usurper, because Donald keeps his promises:
- The Wall is being built, and Mexico will pay
- The hag witch Hildabeast will be prosecuted
- Illegals will be deported
- The deficit will be erased
- People are saying Merry Christmas again
- ISIS no longer exists
- America is respected, feared, and adored the world over
- Christians and straight white males are once again free from persecution
- Best of all - we never have to hear “President Hildabeast”
The proof of all these things is reason enough to worship Donald. Rejoice, fellow Trumpist! All is well.