Michael Flynn Can't Get Right

Our favorite felon got a new job! Michael Flynn is going to be a lobbyist! Hooooray for him!

Flynn’s crazy-pants son, Michael Flynn Jr., will also be joining Stonington Strategies. Hooooray for both of them!

In a statement to the Journal, Flynn said he was “excited to begin this new phase” of his career.

“I will work every day to put my 33 years of experience in the military and serving Presidents of both parties in the White House to good use in helping companies and governments enhance the goals of freedom and liberty,” Flynn said.

Muzin and Allaham said the retired general’s son, Mike Flynn Jr., will also be joining the firm.

Look at him, dusting off his britches and getting right back into that swamp. Attaboy.

Loooky Loooky!

Michael Flynn did not get a new job it turns out. And that statement from Flynn, that everyone read? That doesn’t exist.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/mike-flynn-lawyers-say-he-is-no-longer-joining-consulting-firm-1531245600?tesla=y

Former national security adviser Michael Flynn will no longer be joining the global lobbying firm Stonington Global LLC, with Flynn’s lawyers citing a “misunderstanding.” The Wall Street Journal reports that Flynn’s deal to “partner” with the firm is “off” and the release from Stonington was a mistake on its part. “General Flynn has not joined Stonington and did not personally issue any public statement,”

Oh bless his lil heart, the boy can’t get right.

guess they dont feel like stealing elections